I hate girls.
Soo, maybe "HATE" is such a strong word. Alright, dislike with passion. Better? 'kay.Ever hear one of your girlfriends go off talking about their relationship problems? Nobody wants to hear your bullshit about how your boyfriend is ignoring you for no reason. There has to be a reason.
1. He doesn't like you.
2. You fucked up but won't admit it. So, instead you go on about how he's the bad guy yaadaa, yaadaa, yaadaa.
3. You didn't ask him yet.
4. You're just too dumb to figure it out.
I also have a strong dislike towards girls who talk about their relationship problems with a boy ..who doesn't even acknowledge their existance. These people, need to die. What "relationship"!? There is NO relationship! He doesn't like you, get over it. Don't turn it into a 4 year obsession and expect the rest of us to listen to you go on and on and ON. Stop it. You're just embarrassing yourself. You're making yourself look like a stalker. It's minute and pathetic.
And chances are, he'll try to avoid you/dislike you even more. It doesn't bring any good to ANYONE at all.
On to the next point. Girls who don't take the advice I give them and come back to me the next week with, "Oh my God! I can't believe how things aren't working out. I can't believe how [insert some sort of melodramatic situation only girls can think of]" Y'know why things are turning out the way it is? It's because you didn't take my advice! I told you that'll happen, but NOO. Nope. You're too good for my advice. All I have to say is, IN YOUR FACE.
Soo, you're probably thinking, "Wow. That Marie girl is some bitch. People turn to her for some kind comfort but she's all up in your face about it". Personally, I don't give a damn. However, I'd like to point out that I do offer such comfort. Just make sure you come to me with a real problem. Comprende? 'kay.
Andddddddd moving on to something much more obvious. Gossiping. Ah yes, the all-time favourite pass time of girl. There really isn't much to say about this 'cause it's pretty obvious what girls do. So, here's my middle finger. Go choke on your own saliva.
Moving on.
Girls who dislike other girls and expect you to stop talking to the disliked girl. Say there's these two girls ..Dipshit and Turdface. So, Dipshit's got some issues with Turdface. And as a friend of Dipshit, you're automatically obligated to hate Turdface. That's bullshit. 'kay? 'kay. Just because you've got issues with some girl and choose to badmouth her to me ..it doesn't mean that I'm just going to stop talking to her, entirely. In fact, everything you tell me probably won't effect mine and Turdface's relationship. I'll still be friends with her, but it doesn't mean that I'm going to tell her the things that's been said about her.
Also, if you don't like a girl why tell her your secrets? I don't get it. Girls who complain to me about ___* telling everyone their secret. I'm not going to listen to you. You can fall down a flight of stairs for all I care. You asked for it. Why would you do that in the first place? REALLY!?
Idiots. Gah.
Now, now. Just because I'm conveying my utmost dislike towards a certain type of girls, it doesn't mean I'm talking about you. Similar to my previous rant on "Scene Kids", I'm not targetting ONE person. It's the whole bunch of you that piss me off. I'm not saying that EVERY girl's the same either, just this particular group.
Which also leads to my next point. Girls take things too personally. You make a joke about how they look, what they wear, how they speak ..and BAAM! You're in for a rough day about how you hurt their feelings and all that other crap. Come the fuck on. It was just a joke. Get over yourself and stop getting upset over the pettiest things. You just want to find an excuse to get mad so your life doesn't get lame and boring.
Y'know why your life is so lame and boring? It's 'cause you prefer to shop around for clothes (although I have to say I love shopping) and compare yourself with every girl. DAMNIT! What has the world come to!?
Being in Malaysia, girls tend to be more narrow-minded then most. They can't seem to accept the fact that their boyfriend watched porn of jacks off. This, I find ridiculously funny. Personally, I think it's what boys do. Boys will be boys. Let them be. But I have come across a few girls who are like, "Oh my God. I found out ___* is watching porn. I think I need to break up with him".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
'nuff said.
Anywho. It ends here. I'd like to go on but ..naaa. Time to read "GayJarah". Blah. I hate history, don't you? Especially Chapter 4 onwards. I mean, I respect that you have your own religion and whatnot but c'mon! DON'T CRAM UP MY HISTORY BOOK WITH INFORMATION I DON'T NEED.
I don't see anything about the Jews killing Jesus in our history book. So, why am I learning about your stuff?
Picture of the day ;
My dolls are pimp, doods. Haha.These are some of the larger dolls I got as presents.
Cheeky (Fish) - Roger.
Dino - John.
Hushy (H. Puppy) - Faiz.
Dolly (Bear/Dog?) - Pete.
(Pink Bear) - Carlwin.
Pooh - Mum.
Also, I make a pretty good emo. Whaddya think? ;)
Definitely need a new hair cut.
& I need that tan back.
Bad.
Vanity, much? LOL.
posted by mariefrances @ Wednesday, May 09, 2007
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